How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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