- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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