- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

whats 69+2? 71

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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