I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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these are shit

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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