- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Neither have I

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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