What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Neither have I

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Hi

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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