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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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