What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

An Asian man fails a math test

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

speech and debate.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

just in time?

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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