- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

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