i dont like attention whores lol

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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