- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Justin Bieber's mother.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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