- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

A woman walks into a bar.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Poop

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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