- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

No thank you, I don't like violence

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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