Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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Poop

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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