- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

Lets go Yankees

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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