- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

why did katy fall off her bike?

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

What did Delaware? A coat.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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