why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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Your Mom

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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LIFE :(

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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