- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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