- Anti Joke

a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.