How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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Anti Joke

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