Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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