- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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