Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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Donald Trump

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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69

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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butt sex

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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