How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

This is not a joke

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

PSN IS UP

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

hey

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Women's sports.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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