- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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