- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

There's a god, just kidding.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Jews

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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