What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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