Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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