Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

what's worst than being gay? being black

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Im black

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Bob dole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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