Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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