- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Im black

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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