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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

A possesed goat: "moo"

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Of course, first door on your left

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