- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

whats 69+2? 71

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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