Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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