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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

i dont like chris

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull