Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

Im black

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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