- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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