- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

You read the Terms of Service.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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