What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Anti Joke

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