- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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