- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

A possesed goat: "moo"

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Of course, first door on your left

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

learn the ropes?

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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