Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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woman's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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