Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Hillary Clinton

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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