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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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