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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

whats good about poland... fukk all

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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