- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

its snowing on mount fuji

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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