A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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