Hahaha

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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knock knock come in!

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Wigan.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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