They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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religion

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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