What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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bacon

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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brandon ya twwat

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knock knock get lost!

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Breast cancer.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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