- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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