- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

hahahahaha thats not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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