Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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