Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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YOU

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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