Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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you and your family will die tonight

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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The MLS

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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what happens every day? People die

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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Neither have I

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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i love to lick...

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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