- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

wanna hear a joke? no.

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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