Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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