what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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Ken wins!

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Why did the

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Adele walks into the stables

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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knock knock come in!

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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Anti Joke

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