Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

im a willy bum bum

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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