- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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