How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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People Order Our Patties

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destiny

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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Queens Park rangers

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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