- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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