- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

I can count to potato.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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