A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

216-409-7176 Call me.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

thumb_up thumb_down -5

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Wanna see some more?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

knock, knock whos there child molestor

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

religion

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops