- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

This is not a joke

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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