why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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The MLS

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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