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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

luke moore cant pull it back

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

A black guy gets a job...

I had sex with my mother in law

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Weed.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

meh

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