Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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The Game

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Gay Rights

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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