A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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religion

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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