- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

balls

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Fart

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Because she has down's syndrome

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