- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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