Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

balls

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Fart

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Because she has down's syndrome

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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