Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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