Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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My kids are mistakes.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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A Sloth runs...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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Anti Joke

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