- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Potato!

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Pineapple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

dick dick dick... frogs

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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