Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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i lost the game

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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