A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Miley Cyrus.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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