What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Miley Cyrus.

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