How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Women's Rights.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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PATHETIC

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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