What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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America

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Har har hey

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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